when you wake up in the morning, you are disoriented. this isn't your room, not with its normal bed and normal walls and pictures of exo. it's a friday, you have school to go to. you sit up, surveying the room.
[[get out of bed]]
[[go back to sleep]]you peel back the silvery covers and put your feet down onto the floor. it's cold because it's made of steel. in fact, the entire room is steel, furnished with modern stuff, and looks really cool. you find a bathroom and wash up. the toothpaste tastes like steel. you dress in silvery metallic clothes that you find in the closet with the steel door. the bedroom door is also steel and unlocked.
[[go outside]]
[[keep exploring the room]]sucker. you try to go back to sleep but can't. the author breaks through the steel wall to haul your ass out of bed.
[[get out of bed]]there are strange men outside. one of them looks like bts's jin. your mother, an alcoholic, is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle and slurs, "my daughter that i hate and have never wanted, i've sold you, meet your new owners."
jin puts out a hand with a smile. he wears a pilot's uniform. "hi, i'm seokjin kim," he says. "you can call me jin."
"nice to meet you," you say. "what... what's going on?"
he turns to your mother. "thank you, madam," he says in a posh british accent very suddenly. "well, we'll be off now."
you follow jin out to the yard without a backwards glance because you resent your mother. jin boards what looks like a very old model T.
"huh?" you say as a hand materializes out of nowhere and grabs your arm. it's jungkook, scowling at jin who is inside the car.
"hyung, she's mine!" he exclaims, even though you're fairly sure that you're your own person. "i bought her first!"
"no, i did! you can ask the lady."
"well i asked her estranged dad, so there!"
"fine, fine." jimin appears out of nowhere dressed like a judge. "let's ask the girl who she wants to go with. he turns to you, gavel in hand. "well, bitch? choose."
[[jin]]
[[jungkook]]there's nothing much to see. a steel-framed bed, a steel nightstand, a steel lamp. a steel desk with a steel chair and steel picture frames containing pictures of people you don't recognize. it's a pretty boring room in regards that everything is made of steel.
[[go outside]]"good choice," jin smirks, wiping his lip with his thumb. you think it's supposed to be sexy, but it just comes off as awkward. you get into the car, trying to ignore jungkook's sobbing. jimin had disappeared, and jin starts the car, puttering down the old dirt road. dust flies. you cough.
"must have been a hard life with that bitch, huh?" jin says, not seeming to care about your mother's feelings or realizing that you hate her. "don't worry, it'll be much better with me."
"who even are you?" you choke out through the dust. how is he not affected? "and where are we going? what are we doing?"
[[who are you]]
[[where are we going]]
[[what are we doing]]"good choice," he smirks, wiping his thumb along his lip. you think it's supposed to be sexy, but it just comes off as awkward. he grabs your wrist and drags you away from the car, ignoring jin who's crying very loudly. jimin had disappeared at some point, and jungkook leads you to a battered old bike. "hop on."
you don't trust his biking skills. "maybe i should--"
"no, no, don't worry." who can resist that dazzling smile? "come on, let's go before jin-hyung comes to his senses and abducts you."
you hop on. jungkook pants very loudly as he tries to get the wheels rolling. you feel bad for being dead weight but don't say anything because you don't want to shatter his fragile masculinity. eventually, he does get enough momentum and swings onto the seat, nearly kicking you in the face.
"so i bet you want to know who i am and what i bought you for, right?" he says, panting as he tries to pedal hard. you blink.
[[yeah, i guess]]
[[nah, i'm good]]"well," jin says, closing the windows so you will no longer choke to death. "i am captain seokjin kim of the royal navy fleet of her majesty the queen elizabeth the third."
"the what?"
he flaps a hand to make you shut up. "this is a different timeline, dear," he breaks the fourth wall to say. "i was tasked with retrieving an important item that will merge all existing timelines into one so that my queen may rule over all of them."
"uh," you say intelligently. "have you found it?"
"yep." he meets your gaze in the rearview mirror. oh, how softly his eyes shine, stars glittering in their molasses brown depths... "it's you."
"me??"
[[ask more about jin->jin]]
[[find out more about yourself]]"heading to the airport to zap us into outer space." he wriggles his fingers and eyebrows. "toodle doo!"
"the fuck?" you say, and jin immediately frowns.
"that's a bad word, young lady," he says in a stern voice. "if i catch you using it again, no more vitamins for a week."
"i don't even take vitamins," you try to protest, but jin reaches around to the backseat, which is an anatomically impossible feat, and shoves some pills into your mouth. "mhmhphfjghrdtxgf!!!"
he looks at you in the rearview mirror as you try to swallow the rapidly-foaming orange chewable. "vitamin c so you don't contract the dreadful scurvy." he makes a sharp turn. you fall against the door and bonk your head. "we're here."
[[ask more about him->jin]]
[["right, but what am i here for?"->find out more about yourself]]"driving, duh." jin looks at you in the rearview mirror like you're an idiot, which you are. "what else would we be doing?"
"no, i mean what do you need me for," you clarify, knowing that you're not the idiot here. i mean, come on, the context was clear enough. "what are we going to be doing. later."
jin waggles his thick english eyebrows like hetalia england. "what about some ~sexy time?~" he purrs, somehow vocalizing the tildes without saying the word tilde. "just kidding, i'm not telling."
[[find out more about jin->jin]]
[[press the matter->find out more about yourself]]he seems more than happy to talk. "you see, my members really wanted a fucktoy, right? but i told them no, that's mean and rude and degrading, but yoongi-hyung said he wanted a catgirl and namjoon-hyung went onto the internet and found you on the dark web or something like that."
"wait, what?" you nearly fall off the bike in shock an dhave to grab jungkook's waist to stabilize yourself. his abs flex under your hands and you feel hot. "i-i mean, what?"
"i know!" jungkook doesn't seem to notice or mind. he just keeps pedalling, panting, sweat dripping off his face. oh god, you think, he looks hot. "i told them that's a terrible idea but they said they wanted to fuck a catgirl to see what it was like. so here we are, i guess."
"i'm a what?" you reach up to feel the top of your head. nope, no ears. you reach down to grope your own ass, letting out a quiet moan since you're clearly already turned on by jungkook's hot abs. nope, no tail. "i can't be a catgirl."
jungkook shrugs. you can see a village in the distance. "namjoon-hyung said you were. we spent all our money buying you."
"but you're like millionaires!" you exclaim. "that's impossible!"
"no, we're broke now," he says sort of cheerily, sort of sadly. "i didn't want to do it, but if it makes the hyungs happy, then it must be worth it."
[[the fuck??]]"don't you want to know why i'm abducting you?" he exclaims, incredulous. "for all you know, i could be taking you to a huge bts orgy!"
"first off, you didn't abduct me, i came of my own accord." you pause, taking in what he just said. "you're taking me to a what?"
jungkook blushes. you think he's so cute. something liquidy gushes out of your ass, which is anatomically incorrect and also probably impossible unless said liquid is diarrhea but shh, it's a bad story. "my bts hyungs bought you for an orgy," he mumbles, which is pretty impressive considering how he's panting for breath. you clench your legs. you want him to pant for breath while sticking his '[redacted]' into your '[redacted]'.
"your bts hyungs what?" you can't believe it. your wildest dreams are coming true! bts is going to collectively fuck you! oh, you little sasaeng, is this enough fantasy fulfillment yet?
"hyungdeul wanted a fucktoy and yoongi-hyung specifically wanted a catgirl so namjoon-hyung went on the dark web and saw you and he bought you and now we're broke so that's why you're here and yeah." jungkook says this in one very quick breath and you can't help it, you laugh. you guffaw, you roar with laughter as tears come out of your eyes and whoosh away in the not-so-fast wind and jungkook scowls. "don't kinkshame, okay!?" he says, pissed off.
oh no, is he pissed at you? you quickly plaster yourself onto his back. "i'm sowwy, junkgookie," you simper, rubbing your filthy little goblin hands all up and down his abs. he doesn't seem to notice. "pwease take me and fwuck me aww up uwu xd."
he doesn't say anything.
[[the fuck??]]"right, well, see, i told you that i work for queen elizabeth the third, right?"
(note from the author: if you don't know this nugget of information... why the fuck you ain't read all the choices huh??? hHUHH?H?H??H? go back and read all the choices dumb@$$)
"yeah?" you get out of the car as it stops. there is a gleaming silver plane in front of you. it does not look like any plane you've ever seen before. "i'm the key to uniting all the alternate universes so that she can rule them all?"
jin holds out an arm as if to escort you. you don't take it because you can walk on your own two legs like a strong independent woman. "exactly. we've discovered that you, my lady, are actually a piece of moonstone from the queen's crown that she lost millions and millions of years ago. throughout the years that you were lost in spacetime, you gained sapience and transplanted your soul into some poor human fetus to get born so you could experience life."
you're not sure if you're more weirded out by the fact that jin's queen of england is millions of years old, or the fact that you got lost in spacetime at some point. terrifying.
"we tried to find you but we couldn't." he stops and looks into your gorgeous eyes. he blushes. "until now."
you blush too. "o-oh," you says meekly, like a five year old girl. "i-i never knew that... i'm sorry for causing so much trouble!" you burst into tears. jin puts a comforting arm around you.
"no, it's not your fault!" he soothes, putting his lips right up to your face. "we didn't try hard enough, babe, that's our fault, aight?" he says in a somewhat southern accent. you sniffle and grab his shirt to blow your nose into. loudly. jin doesn't seem to mind and you see that there's no snot on his shirt because you're a mary sue and mary sues don't have bodily fluids other than tears and '[redacted]'.
jin pulls away and looks deep into your eyes, as if he can see the entire universe in them. you look back, finding yourself lost in the chocolately brown of his bright orbs. slowly, he licks his lips and leans in, eyes fluttering shut.
[[kiss him->lol]]
[[close your eyes and wait for him to kiss you->lol]]"GET UP MOTHERFUCKER!" someone yells in your ear. "WE'RE GOING TO THE ZOO!"
thumping noises above your head. dust falls onto your head, as do a couple of creepy crawly spiders. you pull them off your head. you're used to spiders. there are a lot of them in your cupboard under the stairs. you put on your glasses and your cousin stops stomping on your roof.
you are harry potter. you have just had an interesting dream about being a girl and meeting a few members of a famous boy band from the future. it was interesting, you think as you try to smooth down your hair, already forgetting what it was about. but nothing can be more interesting than your life, you think bitterly as you emerge into the kitchen.
at least, not until the letter comes.
request more @ https://curiouscat.me/_riseasgodyou two reach the village with nothing much else happening. as you climb off the bike, the seat '[redacted]' your sensitive '[redacted]' and you moan very loudly. jungkook seems deaf to your sweet sweet noises but when he climbs off the bike, you can see that his '[redacted]' is also '[redacted]' and you smirk, biting your lip like bella from twilight because you know you've got him under your toe like edward also from twilight. the author has never read twilight. you have a foot kink.
'hyungs!' he calls to a dilapidated little cottage, which you now see as you emerge from your haze of horniness. it's more of a shack, like one of those things that cavemen lived in that weren't caves. there's a fire outside, straw falling off the already-bare roof, and mud on the ground. you put a dainty hand to your delicate forehead. how do they expect you to even go in there, much less copulate?
but when bts walks out together, jimin still in his judge's uniform, you forget everything. oh, they're so hot, wearing nothing but fishnets since those are technically clothes but also technically not. you can see their pecs, their abs, even their '[redacted]', which are all '[redacted]' and ready to shove simultaneously into your '[redacted]'. you salivate.
"is this it?" yoongi says, disgruntled. you whip your head around to glare at him. "too ugly for me."
"hey, that's not nice!" taehyung says in his sexy deep voice. "i like her, give her to me."
"no fair, i bought her with my money!"
"we all chipped in, namjoon-hyung, that's why we're broke."
"i brought her here!"
"now, now, let's settle this fairly--"
"go fuck yourself, jimin."
in the midst of all this fighting, one person inches closer and closer to you. it's jin. he grabs your face and forces you to look up at him. you gasp. your neck feels like it might break.
"oh, beautiful lady," jin whispers. careless whisper by george michael plays in the background as the rest of bts stop fighting and suddenly procure saxophones, playing the song very badly. "i love you, please go out with me."
"oh, jin!" you say, fisting his shirt. "i would love to let you fuck me!"
"yes!" the rest of bts harmonize creepily. jin smiles, wipes away a tear, and leans in, lips puckered.
[[smash your lips onto his->lol]]
[[open your mouth and waggle your tongue->lol]]